The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.