The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Johnston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.