The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.