The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Johnston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.