The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Johnston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Johnston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.