The Shadow Coverage Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Johnston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.