The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.