The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Johnston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.