The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Johnston was due a breakout.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.