The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.