The Snap Count Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.
- Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.