The Phantom Flag Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.
- Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.