The Snap Count Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.