The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnston, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.