The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Johnston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.