The Mystery Tweak Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Johnston was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnston's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.