The Late Scratch Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.