The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Johnston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.