The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.