The Inch-Short Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.