The Snap Count Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.