The Shadow Coverage Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Johnston tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.