The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Ref: "Number Judkins, that's a flag." Judkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Judkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.