The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Judkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Judkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.