The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Judkins's stadium. Only over Judkins.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Judkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Judkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.