The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Judkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Judkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.