The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Judkins's stadium. Only over Judkins.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Judkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.