The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Judkins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Judkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.