The Stuffed Run Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Coach says Judkins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Judkins, Judkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.