The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.