The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- White scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.