The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- White is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
White drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.