The Hamstring Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases White's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.
- White's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.