The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- White breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.