The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- White will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take White's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.