The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- White will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.