The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.