The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.