The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- Coach says White is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- White is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.