The Hamstring Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- The broadcast shows White on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- White's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
White, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.