The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
White, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.