The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Ref: "Number White, that's a flag." White: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
White drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.