The Late Scratch Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- White is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.