The Hamstring Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- White goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
White drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.