The Fumble Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- The broadcast shows White on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.