The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rice goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.