The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Rice, that's a flag." Rice: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.