The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rice is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.