The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.
- Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.