The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Rice, that's a flag." Rice: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.